Major props to the NFL for their new NFL Draft Fast Forward.  And the NFL Network.  I think I may be able to avoid Mel Kiper for, like, ever now.  This edition is dedicated to them.

Eric Berry – Tonight the Kansas City Chiefs acquired their anchor in the secondary for the next 15 years.  Eric Berry can cover one on one, he can shut down half the field, he can stop the run, he can lay the wood. Simply put, he can make plays.  The best part?  He’s an even better person than he is a football player.  Not many people are aware, but the Berry family recently fell on hard times.  They don’t have to worry about that anymore.  He’s up.

Jimmy Clausen – He doesn’t go in the first round after all.  Timtebow goes higher than he does.  Lil Iceman did not commeth tonight.  He’s down.  But that’s OK, he still won 4 Super Bowls in the last 3.5 hours..

Josh McDaniels – He trades away Jay Cutler.  He acquires enough draft picks to start an expansion team.  He trades them to Baltimore to draft Timtebow in the first round to go along with Brady Quinn and the Neckbeard.  I Jimmy Clausen, NFL Draft, Jopredicted last year the Josh McDaniel experiment was going to be fun to watch for years to come.  Glad to see he hasn’t let me down so far.  At least expecting mothers in Denver no longer have to worry about their sons being circumcised.  What a clown.