Every Friday the UDC will be dedicated to the Challenges (to give everybody a chance to watch this week’s episode before I spoil it), which airs on MTV every Wednesday night at 10 PM EST.  If you don’t watch this won’t make any sense to you.  If you do watch, hopefully we can have some fun with this.  If you think it’s stupid, get bent.  We don’t care.

So, without further ado:

Evelyn – She absolutely owns these games.  She showed her ability to run this thing at the Island, when she picked up the cash after being the most hated person by the guys.  Her brilliance has once again shown itself this week.  She basically convinced Ryan to double cross his alliance member Kenny by having Ryan tell Kenny who he wanted in exile, knowing he’s never going in. Let’s not forget she has the other show egomaniac Wes eating out of her palm with a fork.  To make things better, she totally dominated the exile two weeks ago.  To top it off, with a little make-up, she’s actually kind of hot.  And she’s a lesbian.  But probably has a penis.  And could kick my ass.  She’s up.

Kenny- He pretty much is watching his plans fall right in front of him, and he doesn’t even know it.  Ryan has already double crossed him and I’m sure others will try it too.  The most ironic part of this week’s show was when he pointed out what a clown Wes was (they both are) and how terrible his plan is when its not like his plan is going all that well either.  If he wouldn’t continue to win every week, he’d probably be this week’s clown.  As it stands, he’s just down.

Katelynn- There may not be a worse reality show character in the history of reality shows.  For somebody who claims (keyword) to be a black belt, she sure is useless.  Even poor little Casey (originally Fresh Meat 1) could have shown out better than Katelynn did last week.  And the trash talking?  C’mon.  That nonsense is terrible.  Let’s also not forget how terrible she was on her Real World season too.  I was glad to see her go.  I feel for her teammate.  Nothing he could do about it.  When you’re all talk and no walk, you’re the clown